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These Wives Ain’t Loyal : Scorned Husband Sells Cheating Wife’s wedding dress Online
These Wives Ain’t Loyal : Scorned Husband Sells Cheating Wife’s  wedding dress Online

Brother tried turning a *hore into a house wife? ; an Australian newlywed placed an unusual advertisement on Gumtree after he discovered that his new bride cheated on him with one of his best friends.

Dan posted the white wedding gown with the following words captioned.

Wedding Dress for Bride Seeking Eventual Infidelity.” - See more at:

“Due to be married soon? Not planning on staying faithful? Want to sleep with one of your soon-to-be husband’s closest friends? Then THIS is the wedding dress for you.

This stunning, tuille swathed, ivory bridal gown has a proven track record of producing an adulterous, deceitful, double-crossing and traitorous ‘soulmate.’

A one of a kind garment designed by Benedict Arnold, believed to be derived from the very cloth Judas Iscariot himself wore to the Garden of Gethsemane to betray the only son of God – Jesus Christ.

This harlot-sized ensemble will make you the envy of your trampish posse on your fraudulent wedding day.

As an added bonus, this dress gives you the ‘entitlement’ to legally obtain over half of your husband-to-be’s worldly possessions.

This dress is guaranteed to provide you with approximately two years of reasonable wedded mediocrity before the complete and utter disintegration of your relationship due to your extramarital promiscuity.

Cosmetically, the garment is in better condition than the marriage – not looking for much. Make an offer.”

What a way to explain the fabric in deep detail.

 




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