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Husband Threatens To Divorce Wife After She Ate Cream Topping From Oreos Then Puts Back Plain Biscuits In The Box
Husband Threatens To Divorce Wife After She Ate Cream Topping From Oreos Then Puts Back Plain Biscuits In The Box


A woman who ate the cream filling from a box of Oreos, leaving the discarded chocolate cookies dry, has been humorously threatened with divorce by her outraged husband.

Reddit user showtunesaboutbacon posted a photo of her guilty late-night snacking crime on the social networking site.

She wrote: ‘Ate the cream from the oreo and put the cookies back in the bag – Woke up to find this note … I’m a monster [sic].’

His brief missive left little doubt as to his feelings about his wife’s actions, and, while rooted in humor, sparked a strong response from the Reddit community, which largely believes that Oreo cookie and filling should not be parted.

‘OP is lucky that she found that note and not the actual divorce papers,’ one wrote.

Another said: ‘Really dodged a bullet there.’

Some even had suggestions for revenge, with one Redditor suggesting that the husband try replacing the Oreo cream filling with toothpaste.

‘Takes two or three cookies to figure out exactly what is wrong,’ they said.

After reading this I know better than to eat the cream off my husband’s oreos Lol

What a horrible wife, she almost ruined her husbands life, poor man the world feels sorry for him, whatever decision he makes we are bing him

 




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