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Soccer Quotes
Soccer Quotes

Most football players are temperamental.  That's 90 percent temper and 10 percent mental.  ~Doug Plank

The reason women don't play football is because eleven of them would never wear the same outfit in public.  ~Phyllis Diller
 
Watching football is like watching pornography.  There's plenty of action, and I can't take my eyes off it, but when it's over, I wonder why the hell I spent an afternoon doing it.  ~Luke Salisbury

 

Football players, like prostitutes, are in the business of ruining their bodies for the pleasure of strangers.  ~Merle Kessler

 
Rugby is a beastly game played by gentlemen.  Soccer is a gentleman's game played by beasts. Football is a beastly game played by beasts.  ~Henry Blaha, 1972

 
Football is, after all, a wonderful way to get rid of your aggressions without going to jail for it.  ~Heywood Hale Brown

Let's face it, you have to have a slightly recessive gene that has a little something to do with the brain to go out on the football field and beat your head against other human beings on a daily basis.  ~Tim Green

You have to play this game like somebody just hit your mother with a two-by-four.  ~Dan Birdwell

Football is not a game but a religion, a metaphysical island of fundamental truth in a highly verbalized, disguised society, a throwback of 30,000 generations of anthropological time.  ~Arnold Mandell

I have seen women walk right past a TV set with a football game on and - this always amazes me - not stop to watch, even if the TV is showing replays of what we call a "good hit," which is a tackle that causes at least one major internal organ to actually fly out of a player's body.  ~Dave Barry


 
 



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