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Share What Would Jesus Say: Tyler Perry Trademarks The Phrase “What Would Jesus Do”

Madea Simons has no shame


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Share Bobbi Kristina Apologises For Calling Angela Bassett A MANLY Looking B**

Whitney Houston and Bobby Brown’s daughter Bobbi Kristina has apologized to Hollywood actress and director Angela Bassett for calling her a manly looking old b*tch.


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Share Bow Down: Beyonce Tops Most Powerful Celebs List

Fresh from Huston Texas baby, Singer Beyonce Knowles Carter has been named most powerful celeb by Forbes magazine.


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Share Handsome felon Jeremy Meeks Goes Hollywood

Whoever said crime does not pay is yet to meet handsome felony Jeremy Meeks.


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Share Not Keeping Up With Rob: Kris Jenner Desperate To Get Rob In Rehab

Didn’t they say his only problem beside being a Kardashian, related to Kim and being Kris’s son is obesity?


 


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Share Gwyneth Paltrow And Chris Martin May “Consciously Re Couple”

After “consciously uncoupling in late March Hollywood actress and rock star Chris Martin may be heading towards a re union.


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Share Who's A Norphan Now: North Gets A Huge 1st Birth Day Party After Flying Home 1st Class Without Parents

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West’s daughter North West had a 1st birth day party twice the size of your wedding this past weekend.

Her Coachella/ Kidchella themed party proved that she is no Norphan because her parents spent a lot of money preparing for her 1st party that she won’t even remember when she’s 5.

 


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Share Casper Who? Newly Single JLO Dances The Stress Away At Album Release Party

Jenny from the block took time from running around the block promoting her album and performing to party the night away in her own album release party.


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Share Apple Don’t Fall Far From Tree? Paula Deen’s Son Blasted For “JellyRoll” Kiss Pic

Does racism run in the family?


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Share No More Blurred Lines: Thirst Hubby Robin Thicke Dedicates Entire Album To Estranged Wife

Paula walked and the blurred lines became very clearly now Heartthrob Robin Thicke is trying his best to get his estranged wife of 9 years and high school sweetheart back.


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