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Share Fix It Jesus: Pastor Says “These Hoes Ain’t Loyal During A Sermon And The Church Cheers.

Chris Brown’s new song Loyal is club banger topping charts and taking over the streets, lately it has gone as fair as taking over the church too.


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Share King Of Shade: Wiston Churchill Tops Funniest Insults List

Well, intelligence comes with equally intelligent sense of humour


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Share Just Joking Around

Laughter triggers healthy physical changes in your body. Humor and laughter strengthen your immune system, boost your energy, diminish pain, and protect you from the damaging effects of stress. So go on and read these funny jokes to keep you laughing. 


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Share Hilarious

Boyfriend to dinner with her parents on Saturday night...


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Share Funniest Jokes

 Let's laugh a bit . . . 


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Share Something To Giggle About

Smart news reporter...


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Share New Teacher First Day

Take a little laughing break...


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Share Little Laugh's

Here a little something to laugh about…


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Share Funny Quotes for Women

A man’s got to do what a man’s got to do. A woman must do what he can’t. ~Rhonda Hansome~...


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Share Travel Jokes

One day a traffic officer stops a lady and asks to see her driving license.


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