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King Of Shade: Wiston Churchill Tops Funniest Insults List
King Of Shade: Wiston Churchill Tops Funniest Insults List

Well intelligence comes with equally intelligent sense of humour and that is what former UK prime minister has proven. The former Prime minister has top the list of all funny insults in history.

The one liner that made Churchill the coolest politician was made at an expense of one unfortunate socialite who accused him of being drunk, instead of being offended Churchill got even by saying 'My dear, you are ugly, but tomorrow I shall be sober, and you will still be ugly. This was a read.

Others who made the list are Potus Barry O, Elizabeth Taylor, Bette Midler and others.

1) Winston Churchill (when berated for being drunk by MP Bessie Braddock): 'My dear, you are ugly, but tomorrow I shall be sober, and you will still be ugly.

2) Barack Obama (After Sarah Palin's quip that the only difference between a pitbull and a soccer mom is lipstick): 'You can put lipstick on a pig...it's still a pig.'

3) Liberace (In response to a negative review from a critic): ' Thank you for your very amusing review. After reading it...I laughed all the way to the bank.'

4) Noel Gallagher (speaking about Robbie Williams): 'You mean that fat dancer from Take That?'

5) Winston Churchill (After being disturbed while at the toilet by the Lord Privy Seal): 'Tell him I can only deal with one s**t at a time.'

6) Frank Sinatra (speaking about Robert Redford): 'Well at least he has found his true love - what a pity he can't marry himself.'

7) Elizabeth Taylor: 'Some of my best leading men have been dogs and horses.'

8) Groucho Marx: 'She got her good looks from her father, he's a plastic surgeon.'

9) Bette Midler (speaking about Princess Anne): 'She loves nature, in spite of what it did to her.'

10) Liam Gallagher (speaking about Victoria Beckham): 'She can't even chew gum and walk in a straight line, let alone write a book.'

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