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Just Joking Around
 Just Joking Around

Laughter triggers healthy physical changes in your body. Humor and laughter strengthen your immune system, boost your energy, diminish pain, and protect you from the damaging effects of stress. So go on and read these funny jokes to keep you laughing.

Know what I do when I see a gorgeous, stunning, adorable picture?                                                                                                  

I stare, I smile, and when I’m tired I put the mirror down.

A young man asked a girl in the library “do you mind if I sit with you”                                                                                                

The girl answered with a loud tone “I don’t want to spend the night with you!!!”

All the students in the library started staring at the guy and he was embarrassed. After a few minutes the girl walked quietly to the boys table, and she told him “I study psychology and I know what a man is thinking, I guess you felt embarrassed right?”                                                                                                                       

The young man responded in a very loud tone “what R200 just for one night, that’s too expensive!”  And all the people in the library looked at the girl in shock and the guy whispered in her ears “I study Law and I know how to make someone feel guilty”.

What is a ghost’s favourite dessert?
Ice scream

Why are ghosts not good at telling a lie?
You can see straight through them

What do you call bears without ears?
B

What do you call a sleeping Bull?

A bulldozer

What do you call a man with no legs?

Neil

Who likes to drink cocoa?

A Cocoanut!

Why did the students eat their homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!

How did the telephone propose to the lady?

It gave her a ring!

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