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Meeting the parents                                                                                                                                                                    a girl invites her boyfriend to dinner with her parents on Saturday night. The girl tells her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and "do it" for the first time. The boy is excited but hasn’t done it before, so he goes to the pharmacist to get some protection. The pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything about protection and doing it. The pharmacist asks the boy how many he'd like to buy; a 3-pack, a 10-pack, or a family packs. The boy takes a family pack because he thinks he will be very busy, it being his first time and all. That night, the boy shows up and the girl take him inside the house to the dinner table where the parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say the prayer. A minute goes by, and the boy is still deep in prayer with his head down, 10 minutes pass, finally, after 15 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to her boyfriend, "I didn’t know you were so religious." The boy turns and whispers back, "I didn’t know your father was a pharmacist."

Blond joke:

Two blondes were supposed to meet at the mall for lunch.

The first one gets there, and waits 2 hours for the other one.

Two hours later, the second blonde arrives.

“I’m so sorry for being late!” She says.

“It just that the stupid escalator I took broke down, and they took mighty long to fix it, I stood der waiting for 2 hours!”

“You idiot” The first blonde yells, “You could have SAT and waited!”

Man to God:

Why did you make the woman so gorgeous?

So you will love her!

And why did you make her so stupid?

So she can love you!

Marriage jokes:

How do you please your wife?

When you are wrong, admit it. When you are right, shut up.

A husband and wife were speaking with a few friends when the subject of marriage counseling came up.

'Oh, we'll never need that. My husband and I have a fantastic relationship” the wife explained.' He majored in communications and I majored in drama. He communicates very well and I just pretend that I’m listening.”

Getting married is similar as going out to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, and then when you see what the other person has ordered, you wish you had ordered that.

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