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It was mealtime during a flight on a plane                                                                                                   

“Would you like to have lunch?” the flight attendant asked Peter, seated in front.                                                     

“What are my choices?” Peter asked.
“Yes or no,” she replied.

How do you stop a fish from smelling?                                                                                                                                        

Cut its nose off

Why do gorillas have big nostrils?                                                                                                                                                          

Coz they got big fingers!!!!!!!!!

What do you call a fish with no eye?                                                                                                                                              

FSH!

Marriages are like public toilets.                                                                                                                                                     

Those who waiting outside are eager and anxious to get in but those who are inside, are desperate to come out!!

Two lawyers arrive at a bar and order a couple of drinks. They then take sandwiches from their briefcases and start eating.                                                                                                                                                       

Seeing this, the angry bar man approaches them and says, ' I’m sorry, but you cannot eat your own sandwiches in here!'                                                                                                        The two glanced at each other, shrug and exchange sandwiches.

Marriage proposal

A young boy has come to meet a man saying that he wants to marry her daughter.                                                                                                                                       

Father: tell me what do you do for a living?                                                                                                                         

Boy: I do robbery, stealing, murder etc.                                                                                                                              

Father: But that’s all the negative activity. Is there any positive thing that you have?                                                     

Boy: Oh, yes sir. I am HIV positive.

I asked the Priest in church one day:                                                                                             

Me: Father, do you think it's fair when someone gets credit for other people's mistakes? Priest: Of course not my son!                                                                                                   

Me: Okay, so can you please refund me the money I paid you to marry me?

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