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Something To Giggle About
Something To Giggle About

Smart news reporter

A truck was involved in an accident on the road. As imagined a huge crowd gathered. A newspaper reporter, eager to get his story could not get near the car.                                                                                        

Being a smart sort, he started chanting loudly, "Let me through! Let me through! I am the son of the victim."                                                                                                                                                                                      

The crowd made way for him.                                                                                                                                                                          

Lying in front of the car was a donkey.

 

Sam, Roy and Harry went to a party. After the party they returned to the hotel. The hotel was 600 stories high.                                                                                                                                                         

Unfortunately for them, the elevator was not working. They made a plan for the first 200 stories, Sam will crack jokes.                                                                                                                                                                                 

The second 200 stories Roy will tell a happy story and lastly Harry will tell a sad story. They then started up the steps.                                                                                                                                                                        

After 2 hours it was Harry's turn. He turned to the other two and said "Ok guys, here's my sad story. I forgot the keys downstairs.

 

A husband and wife were trying to set up a new password for their laptop.                                                                       

The husband, entered the following password ‘MYPENIS’ then the wife fell on the ground laughing because on the screen was an error, which said “Error. Not long enough."

A man comes home from work and his wife greets him at the door and asks, "Is dinner ready yet?!?" She grabs him and points across the street as a husband comes home and tenderly kisses his wife. She says, "Why can't you do that?" The husband responds, "Well, I haven't met her yet."

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