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It’s usually every woman’s dream to have a masseuse at her beck and call, and while this may not be possible for most of us, we have the next best thing!


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Toys will be toys, but it’s the one who plays with them that will discover their true worth. Over the past year we have filled you in on the latest toys to get your motor running, and you’ve bombarded us with emails and requests on where you can get them. But for those of you who need to know the best of the best, in honour of the festive season we’re happy to give you a list of the Top Five Sex Toys of 2008! Hopefully your man will get the hint and you’ll find one of these in your Christmas stocking...


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