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Share Here Comes Another Bride: Swaziland King Swati Picks His 15th Bride

King Mswati the 3rd has done it again; the Swaziland Monarch has handpicked his 15th bride to be.


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Share She Was Never Loved: Adam Levine Talks Sex With Lilo

Maroon 5front man denies having sex with Lindsay Lohan.


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Share 85 Year Old British woman A Subject Of A New Documentary About Old Escorts’

85-year-old Sheila Vogel-Coupe, is profiled in a new British documentary, “My Granny the Escort.” That’s right Sheila is an octogenarian sex worker. Britain’s oldest, in fact.


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Share Did Crime But Can’t Do Time: Cape Town Convicted Pedophile Too Old For Jail

Dirty old Cape Town pedophile has had his prison sentence reduced because he is “too old for jail”


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Share Sexy Without Trying: Unexpected Times Your Man Find You Sexy

While we can’t deny that any man melts at the sight of his woman wearing little next to nothing Victoria secret number, that’s not the only time he finds you sexy. here are unexpected and surprising times your man finds you absolutely sexy without even trying.


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Share Multipurpose? “Mouth Is For Eating Not That Purpose”

While walking front raw in a march celebrating ban of homosexuality in his country, Ugandan president had some words to share with homosexuals and his entire country.


 


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Share The Fat Ladies Hits The High Note: Man Appalled By “Fat People” Group Sex In His Apartment

This New Yorker decided to rent his house to a decent family coming for a relative’s wedding on a weekend but this could not be any further from the truth.


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Share Stuck On You: West African Man's Penis Get Stuck On Lover's Vagina During A Quickie

Locals assume that one of the love birds parner put a curse on them that's why they got stuck together


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Share One More Reason To Have Sex This Valentines

Study shows that babies conceived in February are less likely to least likely to suffer from multiple sclerosis.


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Share Woody Allen’s Daughter Pens An Open Letter Detailing Sexual Abuse At The Hands Of The Oscar Winning Star

Hollywood legend and respected film director Woody Allen made headlines this weekend, about the long lasting allegations that he sexually molested his adopted daughter Dylan Farrow at the tender age of 7.


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