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No Church In The Bus: Commuters Beat Pastor To A Comma After 2 Durex Condoms Fell From His Bible
No Church In The Bus: Commuters Beat Pastor To A Comma After 2 Durex Condoms Fell From His Bible

Crowd of bus commuters put their hands on the pastor not to bless him but to beat him after 2 condoms fell from his bible.

According to Nigerianmasterweb.com a pastor was preaching on the bus in a famous state of Lagos when a condom fell out of his bible.

According to the commuters who were in the bus when the pastor was preaching, he was saying things like “If you wear trouser you’ll go to hell! The devil invented make-up! Weave-on is from marine kingdom! If you have pre-marital sex you will burn in hell and your skin will peel!” Some of those on the bus were so moved, they started falling under the ‘anointing’.

According to an eyewitness, the man of God was very high in spirit casting demons and making people believe until he lifted his hands to pray for one girl, who was possessed by demons 2 Durex condom fell from his book of good news, “The angry men in the bus who had been having pangs of guilt due to the pastor’s preaching about sex suddenly got really angry and pounced on him, who all of a sudden started shouting, I also preach safe sex! Safe sex is good!” the witness related the story to Nigeria’s Daily post.

The crowd then beat him like he stole something; police had to be called to save the safe man of God who is said to be in the coma.

 

 “God only help those who help themselves”  Wishing the man of God a speedy recovery.

 




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